It's All About the Deng Deng Duhduhduh Deng.

Ok just a quickie to let you know I'm still alive.

Have saved $1,200 bucks for a future sewing machine. So! Hopefully in the next couple of months I will manage to acquire one.

Have heard my Grandpa just suffered a severe stroke, so am now in the process of trying to get my dad to let me see him (have you ever heard of that? Pshh). So if my dad isn't a heartless bastard (all signs point to yes) I'll be going to England ASAP.

If so I'm cutting contact and changing my name.

Will update soon!